Don't let the wool fool you. These sheep are bred for extreme endurance and density. A phalanx of kobolds mounted on these heavy-set beasts can create a literal wall of wool and muscle that is nearly impossible to break through. 3. Equipment and Tactics: The Low-Ground Advantage

To become a knight, a kobold must undergo the Ritual of the First Taming . A young aspirant is left in a dark cavern with an untamed beast. They must either break the creature's will using pheromone pastes, scraps of meat, and sheer willpower, or become its next meal. Those who emerge riding the beast are granted the title of 畜騎士 (Livestock Knight) and are given the right to choose their own salvage armor.

Using saltlicks and firecrackers (alchemical pop-bangs), they spooked the rear of the herd. The Thunderbeaks stampeded directly into the river. The human pikemen held formation—until they realized that a 600-pound reptile doesn't need to bite you; it just needs to land on you.

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Recruitment is open, but unusual. Do not bring a resume. Instead, arrive at any (a fortified kobold barn) during the spring thaw and present a single, unbroken chicken egg to the Hoard-Master. If you can guard that egg from the ranch cats, the weather, and the captain’s own snatching claws for three consecutive nights, you may be given a sling and a goat.

The kobolds’ response, carved into a barn door near , reads simply: "Your silver lance cannot milk a frightened ewe at midnight. We can."