Well, let's just say Matt got a two-for-one deal that night.

Rain can be a major deterrent. One mother, stuck in her car with a sleeping 3-month-old during a torrential downpour, opted to pee into her empty iced coffee cup rather than risk waking the baby or getting soaked.

He forgot that his headset had a 50-foot range.

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